I Tried A New Place That Gives Erotic Massages
And I found out the hard way why women are increasingly paying for it
Come on: when I heard that more and more women are paying for erotic massages, my first reaction was . . . A mixture of laughter and curiosity. “Really?” I thought, “Isn’t this just movie stuff? Lol”
Yes, I thought so too — But to my surprise (and yours, I’ll bet), after I entered that environment that seemed more like a mix of spa and mysterious atmosphere, what I thought was the stuff of fiction had become reality. And along with that, a hint of shame came with me.
Think about it, the feeling was the same as entering a new gym, where you don’t know anyone. However, with one difference: everyone there was dressed in those bathrobes we wear when we go to the sauna. Seriously, from the receptionist to the customers — And the environment? Well, it sounded as zen as diving into the waters of a magical waterfall.
That said, I went all shy, slowly entering an environment that looked more like the set of one of those American Pie movies. I took about 12 steps forward and arrived at the reception — And there was where the woman introduced me to some “services” they provided and, amazingly: they were all so erotic . . .
Seriously, just imagine: she mentioned everything from tantric massages to other even more spicy things. And me? Well . . . Every time she presented another one of her services, my face got more and more red and my hidden parts got hotter and hotter.
I could only think: “Wow, what awaits me in there?”
That said, I chose the service I wanted. Of course, nothing too provocative (since I was redder with embarrassment than a bell pepper) — And I’ll tell you, it was worth every penny invested.
Do you know what it felt like? It was like that coffee that you drink just to pamper yourself, but on a scale . . . a little more intense.
And I’ll tell you more . . .
For those who think that this is all just a “little shame,” slutty, or something that “decent women” should not try — Let me tell you a secret: whether you are a woman or a man, you should try this at least once. It’s a unique thing, like visiting Mars before everyone else.
But, that aside, I bet you must be curious to know what my experience was like inside, right? So okay, I’ll tell you everything now.
But let’s go by parts, OK?
Okay, I chose the service, I chose the masseuse (yes, you can also choose who will do the massage on you), I put on my sauna bathrobe, and boom: I entered that room of about 20m² feeling like a diva.
Regarding the environment, it was as comfortable as grandma’s house. It even had a background soundtrack that was as relaxing as listening to piano sounds in the rain. No exaggeration, that alone was worth the experience. It was like a brain massage.
The room was very minimalist. The colors on the wall were neutral in tone, the bed was made of bamboo, and the fabric of the sheet was so refreshing and soft. This was literally an environment created for relaxing.
Oh, and there was also that smell of essential oil in the air.
That said, I lay down on the bed and waited for the masseuse to come to me, she threw a hot towel on my face, left me alone for 5 minutes to relax my body and mind, when she returned she rang a very nice bell near my ear (I even felt an itch in my eardrum, haha), massaged my head, He unbuttoned the buttons of my bathrobe, spread a kind of oil all over my body and pah: she started what would be one of the most delicious intimate massages I would take in my life.
As for massage . . . Well, I can only say that the lady who did this for me was really professional, hihi.
How did I feel? I think that describes the feeling well — I felt like a musical instrument being played by a prodigy musician.
Seriously, imagine it — From the touch to the movements she made with her fingers, everything was so magical. It was like I had gone to therapy to the bottom of my soul, lol.
Then you ask me: “Would you try again?”
Of course, yes. Sincerely? If you take my advice, I’d say you should try that too. It’s a million-in-a-million experience — And is it worth the investment? Worth every penny and then some.
I’m even thinking of scheduling a time for myself in the next few weeks, lol.
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"spread a kind of oil all over my body and pah:"
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